@SFOrangeMan Orange Man
Somehow I've lost one follower and gained SIX. I love all you sick bastards. Now, let's all get naked and play twister. Ladies only.
@shanabartels Shana Bartels
@SFOrangeMan There's something inherently challenging/impossible/wrong about banging an Orange Person.
@SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
BREAKING: This is the man LAPD arrested today. LAPD Police Chief believes strongly this is the right guy #SFGiants
@TimMcCarver Tim McCarver
If you use steroids, it will shrink your balls. Or, in Lance Armstrong's case, ball.
@22gigantes 22gigantes
Mays pulls a Benjamin out of his pocket, gives it to some lucky kid in Harlem. Lucky they got that on video, else the cops interrogate kid.
@stacym155 Stacy Miller
I hate thunderstorms!! I think I could enter a wet t shirt contest just from walking to my car from the store ugghhh!
Java Jeff Text conversation of the week:
Me: I think I want to move the Man Cave TV to the other wall
JJ: I think I want to whoop MIGGY’S ASS!!!!! In the garage? Good Idea.
Worst: Not JUST for this one, but this was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Not for what it was ( a crying A’s fan) but for whom it was from. These guys (or guy that runs the account) were awful all weekend. Note: my comments follow the “>”
@CSNAthletics A's Updates from CSN
If the umps make the right call on the LaRoche error the A's win.”> ....& if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle #SFGiants
DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK
I really didn't have to think too long and hard about this. I'm pretty sure this guy is everyones douche bag of the week. But when I saw his new Twitter Av, it became a cinch. So much so, that will now accompany EVERY Douche bag of the week award.
Ladies And Gents, I give you the FOUNDER of the Douch Bag of the Week Award: Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
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